am = "Oops!  You probably meant to 'left click.'  Please note that all images, photos, text and custom fonts are copyright by Janet Romine of Talk Sweet Talk.  Please purchase this item, you'll be glad you did!";

bV  = parseInt(navigator.appVersion)
bNS = navigator.appName=="Netscape"
bIE = navigator.appName=="Microsoft Internet Explorer"

function nrc(e) {
   if (bNS && e.which > 1){
      alert(am)
      return false
   } else if (bIE && (event.button >1)) {
     alert(am)
     return false;
   }
}

document.onmousedown = nrc;
if (document.layers) window.captureEvents(Event.MOUSEDOWN);
if (bNS && bV<5) window.onmousedown = nrc;